Heartwarming and inspirational women's fiction
Cats
Cats are devils in disguise.
They draw you in with big cat eyes.
They rub against you with their fur
and mesmerise you with their purr,
pretend to be your bestest friend
all to meet their evil end.
You think that it’s only you
they do all this stuff to,
then one day you meet
someone living in your street
who calls Kitty by another name
feeds and pets them just the same,
sits and strokes their silky fur
whilst listening to their gentle purr.
Dogs are fun
They like to run
They like to jump
They like to hump
They like to stroll
They like to roll
Dogs like to leap and bound
They like to circle round and round
They like being rather silly
They like to lick their doggy willy
They like to barf, they like to fart
They like to sniff your special parts
Dogs are always happy
Being with their human chappy
Dogs are stupid, dogs are smart
Their crazy antics win your heart
Dogs are not a fussy lot
They’ll eat anything you’ve got
Dogs are cool
Dogs rule
Yeah.
